I'm a Caffeine Man (feat. Garry Moore)

04:33
Aaron Aranita Big Band
09/26/2013
Aaron Aranita Big Band

Lyrics

I'm A Caffeine Man

Regina Cappucino, my hot italian beverage,

You know you're just the steamiest and sexiest hot milk drink.

Juanita Granita, you're presence just gives me chills.

Am I the lucky fellow to bend before your ice cold will?

Melissa Mocha Java I want to be your full-time lover.

You're so good with Baklava, with you I can't drink no other.

You know I'm a caffeine man,

I'm hooked on caffeine man!

"Cause it gives me a buzz like no other natural stimulant can.

You know I'm a caffeine man,

I'm hooked on caffeine man!

Because nobody else does' what a caffeinated female can.

 

Cassie Latte, I really need you every day.

You fire up my morning and soothe me with your vitamin A.

Hazel Macadamia, sweet little Kona girl,

You make me so nutty and put my head in a whirl.

Vanessa Espresso, object of my desire.

With you in double doses, how can I even think to tire?

 

You know I'm a caffeine man,

I'm hooked on caffeine man!

"Cause it gives me a buzz like no other natural stimulant can.

You know I'm a caffeine man,

I'm hooked on caffeine man!

Because nobody else does' what a caffeinated female can.