Kung Food Fight

04:32
Action Guys/ Aaron Aranita Big Band
09/15/2015
Aaron Aranita

Story

John Hulaton otherwise known as Osaka Kanaka in the action guy domain sings this tune

about a story deliciously told with a funky beat to move your feet.

Lyrics

Kung Food Fight

music and lyrics by Aaron Aranita 

I took the ferry across the Kowloon Bay

 to the Hong Kong side to eat and play. 

I walked into a restaurant to get Dim-sum 

but then I was confronted by some kind of bum. 

Afternoon sir, please could you spare some change. 

Been down on my luck, but my luck will change. 

Thank you sir, have a nice afternoon. 

You should order the Roast duck it's better than in Kowloon. 

Now how could he know where I just came from. 

This is not some ordinary Hong Kong bum. 

Sooner than you know it trouble comes into play, 

when a gang of hoodlums get in the way. 

Hey you bum, we don't want your kind in here! 

They pushed him to the floor and started kicking his rear.

 

Kung Food Fight,  I heard the people say.  

Kung Food Fight!  You don't see this every day.

Kung Food Fight! I saw the Master in disguise. 

The chicken gave a lickin' to those dirty guys! 

 

He quickly got up to the rotisserie, 

grabbed a pair of roast chickens started swinging away. 

Down went a thug and soon the other two 

were found face down in grease and wearing black and blue. 

Two more goons joined in the fight. 

They surrounded the stranger from the left and the right! 

But then the stranger shifted into a fighting stance.

 The Chicken Wing Position and the Chicken Dance. 

The one on the right pulled out a blade. 

He said I'm gonna cut me some Chicken Filet! 

sooner than you know it there's a bird in flight,

and the stranger easily turned out their lights!  

Hey, your Kung Fu's pretty good. Yes it's very good, it's terrific! 

 

Kung Food Fight, I heard the people say. 

Kung Food Fight! You don't see this every day. 

Kung Food Fight!  I saw the Master in disguise. 

The chicken gave a lickin' to those dirty guys! 

 

There's a style of Wushu called Mushu Pork. 

The weapons of choice are knife and fork. 

Then there's the Monkey and the Eagle Claw. 

Could fighting with Bananas be against the law? 

Drunken boxing works for Jackie Chan. 

If your'e training with a bottle better change your plan. 

but Chicken Wing Chun took the Hoodlums down, 

When the Sifu Master came into town. 

My mom told me not to play with food. 

think of the starving kids around and it's very rude. 

But when you're in a bind of the criminal kind, 

Ya gotta be some kind of Action Dude! 

Hey Mister, what do you call your style of Kung Fu?  

Chicken Wing Chun is the name! 

 

Kung Food Fight, I heard the people say. 

Kung Food Fight! You don't see this every day. 

Kung Food Fight! I saw the Master in disguise. 

The chicken gave a lickin' to those dirty guys!